Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

"Meryl, I need to talk to you," Vash said. "It's time we saw other people. I'm just not in love with you any more! Meet my new girlfriend, Liannastarfishangelhairmoondustbananafananafofoondustprincesspea! Sorry!"
"WHAT?" Meryl cried, outraged. The girl was perfect. She smiled, and the sun reflected off of her too white teeth.
"Stand back, Sempai!" Milly called out, running towards them.
BANG! BANG!
The perfect girl was lying, bleeding and unconcious, on the floor. Vash looked stunned and dazed. Milly made a tally in a notebook.
"That's number 215! I'm beating you, Sempai!" Milly grinned. She lifted her stungun and walked away.
(не моё. Нагло потырено с FF.net)